Daniele Ihns

Real skiers will know who they are

Photo by Sebastian Coman Travel on Unsplash

Behold the Porsche posers
And their flamboyant flock
Will show off their Monclers
On the cable car cat-walk

They’re not here to ski
That’s very well known
The white powder they dig
They bring on their own

Fur collars, goose down
Instead of Gore-Tex
Makeup and hair gel
Instead of ski wax
They come…

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Daniele Ihns

Daniele Ihns

Journalist and Cultural Critic. Experimental human. Humoristic rhymer. Relationship guinea pig.