
This theory makes a lot of sense.
Real skiers will know who they are

Behold the Porsche posers
And their flamboyant flock
Will show off their Monclers
On the cable car cat-walk
They’re not here to ski
That’s very well known
The white powder they dig
They bring on their own
Fur collars, goose down
Instead of Gore-Tex
Makeup and hair gel
Instead of ski wax
They come…